BOOK TOUR SPOTLIGHT & GIVEAWAY: Sometimes Never/Blackbird by Cheryl McIntyre

A TEXT EXCHANGE BETWEEN MASON AND HOPE:

Mason: I’M LAYING HERE IN BED THINKING ABOUT YOU.
Hope: WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I WAS THINKING ABOUT U 2.
Mason: REALLY? WHAT ABOUT?
Hope: U TELL ME FIRST.
Mason: I WAS THINKING HOW MUCH I MISS YOU.
Hope: U MISS ME? OR LITTLE MASON MISSES ME?
Mason: WHO THE HELL IS LITTLE MASON?
Hope: UR PENIS…?
Mason: NO. JUST NO. THAT IS NOT HIS NAME.
Hope: SO IT IS A BOY?
Mason: WELL OBVIOUSLY.
Hope: FINE. THEN WHAT’S HIS NAME?
Mason: IDK. I’VE NEVER GIVEN HIM ONE. YOU’RE THE NICKNAME QUEEN. WHAT SHOULD WE CALL HIM?
Hope: LITTLE MASON.
Mason: YOU CAN’T CALL HIM LITTLE!
Hope: WHY?
Mason: BECAUSE IT’S INACUURATE.
Hope: OH. SO IT’S AN EGO THING?
Mason: NO. IT’S REALITY.
Hope: I SEE.
Mason: SO WE’RE IN AGREEMENT?
Hope: ABOUT UR PENIS SIZE? ABSOLUTELY.
Mason: OKAY. GOOD. SO WHAT SHOULD HIS NAME BE?
Hope: IT’S 2 MUCH PRESSURE.
Mason: THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S SO BIG.
Hope: OH, DEAR BUDDHA.
Mason: IS THAT HIS NAME? I’M NOT SURE I LIKE THAT.
Hope: UR RIDICULOUS.
Mason: YOU’RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT UP THE WHOLE NAME ISSUE.
Hope: OK. FINE. HOW ABOUT BIG MASON.
Mason: NO. I’M BIG MASON.
Hope: SO WOULDN’T THAT MAKE UR PENIS LITTLE MASON?
Mason: I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED HE ISN’T LITTLE?
Hope: ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT…BEANSTALK?
Mason: ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
Hope: NO. UR THINKING ABOUT IT WRONG. I MEAN LIKE, MASON AND THE GIANT BEANSTALK.
Mason: AH. I SEE. I KIND OF LIKE IT.
Hope: FINALLY.
Mason: SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT ME.
Hope: CLIMBING YOUR BEANSTALK.
Mason: I’M COMING OVER.

Cheryl McIntyre is a mother, author, and insomniac, as well as a reader, movie critic, and
incredibly bad singer. She’s lived in the same area of Ohio her whole life,
though she secretly has dreams of moving somewhere a little warmer—preferably near a beach.

Her life revolves around four things: family, music, books, and really bad scary movies. If she
doesn’t have a kid on her hip, an iPod in her hand, or a laptop in front of her
face, it’s one of those rare moments when she’s actually sleeping.

You can follow herauthor page on Facebook where she lives part time. On Goodreads, which is like
crack for avid readers. Or on Twitter, though it’s rumored she has yet to master the art of tweeting.

 
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